pontmercyanide:

some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.

and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about

and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”

she meant henry david thoreau.

i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend

obliviousruska:

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

did you mean eurovision

isis-:

J2 — Photo ops

and-im-enjolras:

I think Britain could have just placed Tom Hiddleston on the stage and have him walking around and laughing for a couple of minutes and they’d have won

hipstersbleedroses:

kahterinepierce:

but if greece wins

who pays for eurovision next year?????

#the answer is angela merkel

timeladymsfrizzle:

Applause for the cameraman - who knows how long he had to wear that.